Category Archives: Comic Interludes

The Alternative Dictionary +3

Maintenance : A mans cash surrender value Mistress : Something between a mister and a mattress Negligence : Absentmindedly answering the door in a nightie Negligent : Badly made nightwear Obscenity : Anything that gives a judge a boner Odious … Continue reading

Posted in Comic Interludes | Leave a comment

The Alternative Dictionary +2

Acme : Spots on the top of the head. Alimony : A contract that is taken out by two that is only paid out by one. Antibody : The perverse fantasy you have for your uncles wife. Assmosis : The … Continue reading

Posted in Comic Interludes | Leave a comment

Hunting Elephants

 Mathematicians : hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of what is left. Experienced Mathematicians : will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding … Continue reading

Posted in Comic Interludes | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

The Alternative Dictionary +1

Abundance : A wild party in a farm building Alcoholic : Somebody who drinks as much as you do but has a younger wife, a faster car and a much bigger house than you! Aromatic : An automatic cross-bow Blame-storming … Continue reading

Posted in Comic Interludes | Leave a comment

The Alternative Dictionary

Abdicate : To despair of ever having a six-pack! Anorachnophobia : An irrational fear of spiders wearing waterproof clothing. Balderdash : A rapidly receding hairline! Catastrophe : First prize in a cat show! Claustrophobia : An irrational fear of Father Christmas. … Continue reading

Posted in Comic Interludes | Leave a comment