Abundance : A wild party in a farm building
Alcoholic : Somebody who drinks as much as you do but has a younger wife, a faster car and a much bigger house than you!
Aromatic : An automatic cross-bow
Blame-storming : A post-event group consultation to decide just who it was who cocked up so badly
Boycott : A cradle for the son and heir
Climate : Something you do with a ladder or a rope
Critic : A legless man who teaches running
Deliberate : You are going to gaol! To enforce a suspended sentence
Diatribe : An extinct race
Direct : Ruined by a Welshman
Esplanade : An attempt at a complex explanation when drunk
Expert : Someone who talks about a subject you know well and still makes you feel like an idiot!
Fine : A tax for doing something wrong
Flabbergasted : Someone appalled at recent weight gain
Humming Bird : A seagull that has been dead for weeks
Igloo : An Eskimo toilet
Marriage : An expensive way to get laid for free
Spell-binding : The cover of a dictionary
Tax : A fine for doing something right
Willy-Nilly : Impotence
To be continued . . .